Monday, December 04, 2006

Ask Abi: Sound wise even when you are age 2.

Ever watch Starwars and wish were are like Yoda?
Sprouting words so profound that everybody thinks you are smart.

My mom thinks I look like Yoda.
So now I have to memorise the 30 phrases below.
When adults talk to me, I will quote them at random.

You can try it too.
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The Creative Insights of Heraclitus

1) The cosmos speaks in patterns
2) Expect the unexpected, or you won’t find it.
3) Everything flows.
4) You can’t step into the same river twice.
5) That which opposes produces a benefit.
6) A wonderful harmony is created when we join together the seemingly unconnected.
7) If all things turned into smoke, the nose would become the discerning organ.
8) The Sun will not exceed its limits, because the avenging Furies, ,ministers of Justice, would find out.
9) Lovers of wisdom must open their minds to very many things.
10) I searched into myself.
11) Knowing many things doesn’t teach insight.
12) Many fail to grasp what’s right in the palm of their hand.
13) When there is no sun, we can see the evening stars.
14) The most beautiful order is a heap of sweepings piled up at random.
15) Things love to conceal their true nature.
16) Those who approach life like a child playing a game, moving and pushing pieces, posses the power of kings.
17) Sea water is both pure and polluted: for fish it is drinkable and life-giving: for humans undrinkable and destructive.
18) On a circle, an end point can also be a beginning point.
19) It is disease that makes health pleasant, hunger that makes fullness good, and weariness that makes rest sweet.
20) The doctor inflicts pain to cure suffering.
21) The way up and the way down are one and the same.
22) A thing rest by changing.
23) The barley-wine drink falls apart unless it is stirred.
24) Dogs bark at what they don’t understand.
25) While we’re awake, we share one universe, but in sleep we each turn away to a world of our own.
26) Donkeys prefer garbage to gold.
27) Every walking animal is driven to its purpose with a whack.
28) There is a greater need to extinguish arrogance than a blazing fire.
29) Your character is your destiny.
30) The sun is new each day.

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